How is the weekend? At times the weekend is not wekeending but it’s life! nothing should worry you any more apart from your inner-self. Do you know that your inner most voice speaks louder that what your mouth can resoundly utter? Anyway I shouldn’t dig deeper into your life since you are not doing so to me, I should keep to my lane as you go about yours. However, what you should know is that I love and cherish you so much for following this platform. I am sure by now you are smiling especially to the ladies because I have said ‘I love and cherish you’ which is true! One thing you need to learn about this life, kindly do not believe anything politicians tell you. One day they are castigating the government and the next morning they are in the same government, infact praising the President they once scoffed at! Please listen to politicians and leave them alone as you concentrate with your life and how you can grow yourself or rather career-wise! Now its time to get down to some very serious stuff here! Photos/courtesy.
As I told you earlier, Kenya is proud to have its own Rick Ross! The Vijana tuwache Mihadarati hit maker, Stevo Simple Boy has decided to ‘kill’ our ladies with new look that resembles that of an American rapper, Rick Ross. William Leonard Roberts (Rick Ross) was born in January 28, 1976), known professionally as Rick Ross, He is an American rapper and record executive. An influential figure in modern hip hop music, Rick Ross has become known for his “booming” vocal performance, “larger than life” persona, and vivid lyrical imagery. His lyrics form the hardships of street life and black market economic activity into a rags to riches narrative, often describing affluence, wealth, and luxury. On the other hand, our very own Stephen Otieno Adera (Stevo Simple Boy) was born on 28 January 1990. He is a Kenyan rapper that is set for greater heights ahead, never underrate him.
When I grow up, I want to be like this couple! I want to tell you that life is something good and you have to enjoy it everyday like you never will again! I love everything am seeing in this scenario though some ladies will experience some sleepless nights from today until heavens makes it easy for them you know why? Because this handome man has already been taken by that beautiful lady posing behind him. Though he is trying to hide the six-pack, some ladies are informing me that they have noticed some ‘bulging tool’ they will hunt for in the coming days, I also don’t know what that ‘bulging tool’ is! He is Mr Rodgers Ouma, a professional journalist and a Sign language interpreter based in Mombasa County. Ladies, I will share his contacts if you need them, however, until you swear an affidavit that you will not steal him from his ‘Mpoa’ or rather ‘Mverified’ or mostly his wife!
As Rodgers with his wife were enjoying what life has given them, my brother from Garissa was extremely shocked to know that he was entering a prison that may end-up squeezing his brains out of his head! I hope it was not an ‘enforced dissapearance’ from his family! But honestly speaking I love this couple, from the outlook, the facial expression, the decorations on the wife’s hands and the lovely eyes! Marriage is a good thing my Brother, soldier own no matter what! They say its not over until its over, I hope when the lights are off in your bedroom, you eyes will be like those of a person who has not eaten anything for a whole day! kindly keep us updated after tonight Gigz!
For those who are seeing something else apart from a nice fitted tap, only God can heal your eyes and brains this year! Before I got down to business, I visisted my Lady ‘friend’ in Mombasa, she had invited me for some lunch that transformed to be a supper and later memorable moments the next morning! How she lured me into her trap, to date I can’t explain because I am that tough guy who does not entertain rubbish, however, I did not clarify the kind of rubbish, some rubbish are just amazing! She said she wanted her unique design of a tap that should be fixed by a qualified plumber maybe I was the ‘qualified plumber’ in this scenario and not Dr Ring-Ding of The Needle song! But I swear I will never go back to that house again, never!
Dear our beautiful ladies who have been enjoying this platform every weekend to an extent of calling us and emailing us when we are missing in action just to remind us that we have a duty to make them happy, I am promising that making you happy is our hobby and role! However, when going for shopping choose wisely and pick your onions wisely! What happens when its during winter and when it is summer? I also don’t know! I think at this juncture we need Mr Rodgers Ouma, the sign language interprateor to interpret to us what exactly does these onion signs mean! Back to our female followers do you enjoy cooking with onions during winter or summer? Your feedback matter to us!
I am not a fan of sports like one Don Bakari Ali, A sports Presenter at a Coast based radio station Radio Kaya. I pomise you that in our next hot weekend Gigz platform, we will revisit him so that he tells us the kind of sports being played here! I did not know that this year’s olympics in France can really be cool ‘holytricks’ until I saw this game. Honestly I am falling in love with sports and particularly with this lovely game. If this participant misses a Gold medal, we will award her not one, two but three rounds of ‘gold medals’. I am told she was spotted in Ukunda, Kwale County before she traveled to Paris, France. Please tell her we are badly searching for her as some of our male fans wants such a physical fit trainer!
Quote of the week!
I have been a barber since I was 14 years old! Silently practicing different styles alone, I think by now I am qualified and experienced enough to start my own barber shop. My clients get prepared for some hot hairstyles. I have to share this 20-year-old experience with you no matter what! Have a weekend full of gigz wherever you are!
