How have you been? its been years since I Unkenyaned myself and travelled abroad. But don’t worry here I come, Home sweet home. I have Kenyaned myself again, bracing for the tough ailing health sector, unbearable taxes and tough economy in Kenya.
However, this should not tear you apart but as always, when the tough gets going then the going gets tough. I just want to inform you that Whoa! is a word used to express surprise and to some extent is a Rap song by American singer Black Rob narrating his life story. Its not a joke because it attracted 9 million views on YouTube about 8 years ago. You see, now you know!
Whoaah! the Weekend Gigz is very strongly back, and you will definately love it! (Photos/courtesy).
[Indeed Kenyans got zero chills. Do you think I am in a position to add anything on that message? Who is our Kenyan Hero between The Head of Public Service Felix Koskei and Mr Ja Loka? Though the screenshot is not very clear, the message is extremely very clear. All in all the government must solve the one month long Doctors’ strike. The pain and suffering Kenyans are going through, I can’t explain further].
[Ladies, if you can spend a whole day constructing a bridge on you tiny shapeless heads, then you can equally spend a whole day looking for money. Who told you Men are your bank accounts? A good lady is the one who thinks of helping his boyfriend or husband. Work on a strategy with your Man to make money and build your lovely life together. Do not confine your head into husband’s pocket look for your financial stability, period!].
[Now this is what i have been telling our beautiful ladies around. This is the young Senegal President Bassirou Diomaye Faye with his wife Marie Khone Faye. They persevered all the challenges life gave them. They till the land together, though I am not so sure if is the man who started cultivating it or what! How you gonna interpret this type of cultivation its up to you, I am not responsible for your ill thinking. But remember life is a process and God is in control worry not!].
[Mediamax Limited staff and Milele FM Sports Presenter Yusuf Zema famously known as Kaka Zema (left) with the Senate Speaker Amason Jeffa Kingi keep on surprising me! Are you reading what am reading? These two gentlemen look alike, they resemble too much. Please Kaka Zema and Honourable Kingi get me a nice photo of both of you together so that we can do further analysis, compare and contrast. In this platform, other people’s business is exactly our business. Please Mr Speaker Sir! Go and pick your twin brother Yusuf Zema famously known as Kaka Zema at the Mediamax offices in Nairobi, we found him].
[Men! This is just a glass of beer! It’s a weekend and since we have money, let’s spoil ourselves not always spoiling ladies in the name of being compensated at night. If you are seeing something else, then please don’t keep your Ophthalmologist very far from you. My Big Brother, you are suffering from eye related diseases. By the way, today I will teach you one vocabulary in the medic field, an Ophthalmologist is an eye Specialist or a Doctor dealing with eye care. Don’t worry you did the very best in Campus, only that you are not a medic and this doesn’t matter okay? Let me sip my glass of beer in peace, am alone here you want to join me?].
Quote of the weekend!
A pot of honey will always be sweet, whether you found it open or you opened it yourself!
Have a fruitful, enjoyable and memorable weekend won’t you?
