How have you been? From the bottom of my heart I missed all of you, and I apologise for missing in action. You all know how the Gen-Z developments have taken me to an extreme high note to an extent that all the unfoldings were relatively unbelievable and caught most of us by surprise! Anyway we are in this together though I also don’t know what it is that we are together in. We all need a clean country and a government that cares about all of us. Anyway let’s get down to the cold and warm weekend at the same time! Photos/courtesy.
When the protests reaches climax, everyone is joyful. When the Gen-Z kill two birds with one stone then you will understand that the hunter was at one time hunted and boxed into to the right place that got some clean close shave. They were all smiling most like it was the Gen-Z soft and tender touch that this police officer had missed for so long. Blessed are those who make the end so sweet! It seems this police officer dropped the gun and used the gun! I also don’t know which gun was dropped and which one was cocked to shoot.
It is so confusing when one needs it in black forest and the other one needs it clear without any bushes or grass around. Ladies, how do you handle that situation? or you clear the bushes one side and leave the other side with a whole black supremacy reggae band on stage? If this Mzungu slowly goes down the hill to the promised land of Canaan, am sure he will run away very fast and quickly because if the armpits are full of grass in such a manner, then the other part is squarely a serious search before any tangible location is made. Anyway congratulations to the couple!
Some of my Boys have been calling me asking for contacts and if possible they get arrested by any of these cute police officers so that they are detained however, not in a police station but where there is Eve and her ‘devil’ that every man is struggling to enter. Please leave these officers alone to tackle insecurity in our country. They are so cute aren’t they?
Now, it’s up to you whether you will buy these garlic what?…Or your woman will add some garlic and warm water to make a cool and warm bath at the same time? Have you tasted them? I have been thinking of starting such a business in any city within our beatiful country. No doubt I will sell recipes before the real menu comes through. This weekend please enjoy some doughnuts…ooh rather garlic punanis my boys, I am so generous and I will buy any of you who comes for them.
Now this is serious, It’s not a joke being single. Imagine struggling to get your partner. But do not give up, however, remember you will not stay fresh forever, strive to get one of your own and stop interfering with other people’s marriage. For some of us, we sleep leaving the doors open at night maybe our soulmates are thieves and would come at night to rob us, only to find us sleeping naked and they immediatley drop their mission and join us in bed. Isn’t that a miracle that can happen to any of you singles reading this Weekend Gigz?
Now let’s go men! The Gen-Z protests were no doubt cool and with alot of creativity, fun and message home. Did the police find there police station at last? Was it taken from Kongowea Market to Tana River market and back or crossed to Garissa County? Please let us know if we will be operating from Kongowea market again, or we have to follow the leader until we find our police station?
Weekend quote!
Stop dating people who want to see you only at night, my dear sister you are not a cockroach! Have a nice calm beautiful weekend, won’t you?