How was your week? or rather how is your weekend? Are there many gigz in your area or just a dull street without Muguka? We are sailing on the same boat worry not. Indeed it has been a busy Muguka banning week. It all started in Mombasa and later Kilifi county where the two Governors Gideon Mung’aro and his Mombasa counterpart Abdulswamad Sharif Nassir raised grave concerns about mental related ailments and challenges to many youth chewing the leaves in a style that only goats can relate. However, in Embu and Meru counties the script may be painful and in fact Embu Governor Cecil Mbarire has already proved that. But how do you eke 22 billion shillings in a year while the Coastal youth are suffering from mental related challenges? Anyway, Between Nassir/Mung’aro pair and Embu Governor Cecil Mbarire, who is heading to court to push for a lift of the Muguka ban, who will blink first? Only time will tell. Photos/courtesy.
[Now, whether learned or not with such signboard you will not do any mistake but go to where nature will call you! Its a matter of checking once on the signboard and turning back to confirm what you have down there then walk to the right chamber and do your things comfortably. However, there are those who will have to peep through the cracks on the toilet walls to see what the other person carries. That will be your own problem, I will not be around].
[When I grow up, I want to live in such a house! You only need a glass and press the Beverage dispenser then you are good to go. Not just drinking water everyday at times remove the soft drink and connect a hard one then invite your friends to show them how things work and how you have made it in life okay?].
[Now this is serious, if you are a slaying Mama, you wont come near me again! Imagine spending a lot of money, taking you out and this is what you do? Next time you will only have some brown ugali with mrenda at home. You must eat and eat until you finish the bones. Nothing should be left out there or dumped in the dustbin. Kindly be warned with these Kenya Kwanza heavy taxations everyday, there is no money for a whole upright strong handsome hardworking Man to waste].
[We once had our Interior and Lands Cabinet Secretaries JUnet Mohammed (left) and Ali Hassan Joho. If this was the case, I wouldn’t be here working on Weekend Gigz but be with my Governor Ali Hassan Joho in the Lands office. Damn! My Dream is still valid, I am sure most of you reading this are badly missing this Big Boy Ali Hassan Joho as the first Mombasa County Governor!].
[Do you love this fruits? I love them too but when I think of spending about an hour in the toilet and my neck veins almost bulging out because of the serious business at that time, I will only say thank you when you give it to me for free. However, I think nowadays they are fake fruits since children are consuming them but when they go to the toilet they come out so fast like nothing has happened. Anyway it is healthy to have a bite of guavas today, but what will transpire later is totally none of my business].
[I am told that Willis Raburu is almost close to PSG player Kylian Mbappe! Is it true? Anyway I meant Mr. Raburu love soccer and your misinterpretation of photos is purely your problem. Am told that the former Citizen TV Presenter joined Cape Media that owns TV47 but he also ditched the company, where he settled must be a good place that I have always wished to be. A blessed journalist indeed, right?].
Quote of the weekend!
‘Everyone is talking about Huu mwaka…Huu mwaka…What is it special about this year,2024? Its almost June and I have nothing in my pocket, really? Anyway, If you are dumped by your girlfriend or Boyfriend or lover and you feel nothing at all…my friend you are simply a sex worker! Have a fruitful weekend wont you?
