How are you all! We have missed you big time our fans and Jambo News Network followers! At this platform we will make you informed, engaged, entertained but if its a matter of education please go to school and get education we are not a learning institution! This week wasn’t really good for us here specifically me, I lost an Icon in the entertainment scene, Mary Njambi Koikai (Jahmby Koika-Fyah Mummah-Fire Mama) may her soul rest in peace! But with the recent Infotrack research report, Kenyans including myself have disapproved President William Ruto’s Kenya Kwanza Government and the Finance Bill, 2024. I have never believed in research reports but this one, caught my whole attention. I totally agree with Infotrack. No wonder the President has called for a meeting with all the UDA Leaders countrywide slated for Monday, June, 10, 2024. Your Leaders should not lie to you, things are heading to the wrong direction! Now let’s get back to business, I mean no monkey business here! Photos/courtesy.
It is what it is! The once glowing UDA restaurant in Nyeri town that acted as Kenya Kwanza tourist attraction site has finally closed down. Reason being, the unmanageable high operational costs and heavy taxation. Now for us who sung UDA in 2022 are now singing Hallelujah! UDA is actually killing us with the high taxes every day! We need God’s intervention and intervention.
Are you seeing what am seeing? These are the effects of the fake fertilisers we have been purchasing and using in our farms. So the results are extremely confusing. Will you purchase and eat avocados, which have tails, base and perhaps balls or heads? The choice is yours. By the way how did it go? Am told there was no fake fertiliser but substandard one, maybe we need one Willis the Word Master to interpret to us and demarcate between fake and substandard. At this juncture we will need our very own Betty Kyallo of TV47 to analyse the context of this matter!
Shaquille O’Neal. He is a 7-foot-1-inch (2.16 m) and 325-pound (147 kg) Man. He played for six teams over his 19-year career in the National Basketball Association (NBA). He is to him with ‘kids’ Senator Aaron Cheruiyot and Defense Cabinet Secretary Aden Duale. For the thirsty ladies around who have rejected us for reasons better known to them, try your luck there, you may get your Tall, Dark and Handsome Man, provided you don’t make an emergency call to us forcing us to come and provide first aid services for ‘services’ gone bad.
For the ladies, don’t be lonely this weekend, if you missed Shaquille O’Neal, we got our very own, Tall, Dark, Handsome, Expensive, Calm, Calculated young Man Bakari Ali Bakari. He is a professional Journalist. He is currently working as Sports reporter and Presenter at Radio Kaya, a Coast based Radio station. Oh by the way he is an Arsenal Fan. He is very much single and you can try your luck. If you succeed please get in touch with us at least we attend your wedding and publish all the proceedings. I am sure it will be a memorable moment for you two. Good luck!
Now, talking of sports fans and sports lovers like Mr Bakari Ali Bakari, here we go with some more sports actions! I am not a fan of sports but when it come to such captivating moments in soccer, one has to score a goal in whichever case. For anyone who witnessed this thrilling soccer match, please furnish us with more details on how was the beginning and the end as well because we are only seeing the ‘middle event’. But one thing am very sure, this is not soccer match between Manchester United or Manchester City versus Arsenal!
This story is very short and captivating! The owner of the style has visited us today to show us how it is done or rather conducted. Have you been practicing it the right way or you are also learning about it today? Then you need to thank me enough for bringing you some free tutorials about stretching your body whether in the morning, during the day or at night or rather tonight. I meant stretching your body in a doggy style. So whatever you have been thinking about or interpreting this statement, am not part of it!
Quote of the weekend!
The people who are so eager and happy about Mondays are those dating their colleagues at work! There is no any other reason behind missing Mondays! Have a fruitful weekend won’t you?
